Do These Look Like the Faces of 3 Rednecks Arrested for Vandalizing Cars at the Chicago Auto Show?

"Three Orland Park men using screwdrivers and razor knives tore up the interiors of seven new Toyotas at the Chicago Auto Show, causing about $30,000 in damage, officials said.

Bryan Kjellman, 21, of the 10800 block of Dearpoint Drive, Richard Data, 20, of the 15500 block of Helen Lane, and Edmund Grzeszkiewicz, 28, of the 15400 block of Cherrywood Circle, all in Orland Park, were charged with felony criminal damage to property, and were expected to appear in Cook County Central Bond Court on Friday.

The vandalism included dashboards smashed and ripped, seats sliced open, scratched windshields, speaker guards pried open and broken turn indicators, according to a police report. The vandalism was caught on video by security cameras, police said." - Pat Curry, Chicago Tribune

If I'm being honest, yes, these absolutely do look like the faces of criminals committing crimes exactly as they are described in this article. I believe if anyone has ever questioned whether or not inbreeding occurs in Illinois, your question has been answered. Why are all of their facial features smushed into about 5 square inches on the surface of their face? I mean, it's gotta be because they're all cousin-brothers. Also, the kid in the middle looks precisely like the real-life incarnation of Butthead.